The CT Scan Song

Hot Vagina, Hot Vagina Warm Willie – Woo Hoo


25/02/2020 (Tuesday) – Based on a phone call with my oldest sister Julia last night I couldn’t help myself  I just had to put the Hot Potato thing to bed…so I did and here it is:

I had my phone on speaker so Sandy was included in the converstation and we informed Julia of the news and then had a bit of a catch up and I told her that I had had two “Warm Willy” sessions when I had my CT Scan, knowing she would relate as she had told Sandy and I that she had had a “Hot Vagina” experience when she had her CT Scans (which cracked us up when we heard that) anyway the conversation took a turn for the worse when rather dark humour/adult themed anecdotes started ie trying to put the Hot Vagina to music…you know the Wiggles’ Hot Potato-Hot Potato. 


We all had tears in our eyes from laughing so much which ended with Julia saying that she admired me for being so “STOIC”…I had to look that one up – I’ll leave that for you to do

The CT Scan Song

(Sung to the tune of “Hot Potato” – No offence intended to the Wiggles)

Lyrics reflecting both Julia’s and Neil’s respective body reaction to intravenous contrast (dye) medium given when having a computered tomography (CT) scan

Hot vagina, hot vagina (hot vagina, hot vagina)
Hot vagina, hot vagina (hot vagina, hot vagina)
Hot vagina, hot vagina (vagina), vagina (vagina)
vagina, vagina, vagina

Warm willy, Warm willy (Warm willy, Warm willy)
Warm willy, Warm willy (Warm willy, Warm willy)
Warm willy, Warm willy (willy), willy (willy)
willy, willy, willy

WooHoo, wiggly wiggly wiggly
WooHoo, wiggly wiggly wiggly
Gimme that, gimme that, gimme that too
WooHoo, wiggly wiggly wiggly
WooHoo, wiggly wiggly wiggly
Gimme that, gimme that, gimme that too

Hot vagina, hot vagina (hot vagina, hot vagina)
Warm willy, Warm willy (Warm willy, Warm willy)
Hot vagina, hot vagina (hot vagina, hot vagina)
Warm willy, Warm willy, Warm willy
wiggly wiggly wiggly
WooHoo

NB: Lyrics in parenthesis ( ) to be sung by backup vocalists
PS: No vaginas or willies were hurt whilst undergoing the CT Scans however they may be embarrassed being the lyrical subjects

What can I say…I sent a copy to Julia and her response was “You brought tears to my eyes, can’t stop cracking up” my respone to that was “feel free to share and send royalties”.

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